- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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