What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Racial Equality

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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