What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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