- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Woman rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

You sick fiend

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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