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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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