- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

I'd like to make a withdraw

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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