- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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