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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

VAGINA.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Woman rights.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How would you rule?

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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