What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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