what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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