- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

2 + 2 = 4

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

it's funny because it's funny

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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