- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

angelosnyder is not gay

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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