How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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A lot eh?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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knock knock come in !

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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