- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

2 + 2 = 4

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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