- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

angelosnyder is not gay

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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