- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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