- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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