- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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