- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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