why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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John Cena for president

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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