What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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obama

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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