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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Tommy got neutered.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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