Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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