Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Womens rights.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Women's Rights.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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