What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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