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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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