- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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