- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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