- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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