Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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