- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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