How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Fart

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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