- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Your adopted

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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