what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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minorities

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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