a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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like most people my age. im 27

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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hear hear

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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