- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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