I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Anti Joke

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