- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

outside your comfort zone

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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