A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Equal rights!

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A man walks into a bar

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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