- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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