- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Replacement Referees

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

FUCK THE JEWS

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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