- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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