- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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