A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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charlie sheen

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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