You know what's funny? A well told joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Abortion.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's a joke? Funny

A seal walks into a club.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Women's Rights

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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