Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Whats white? A fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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