- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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