- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's a joke? Funny

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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