What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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