- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Whats white? A fridge

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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