My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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