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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Psychics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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