- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.