- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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