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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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