- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

404: Anti-joke not found.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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