- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Psychics.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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