- Anti Joke

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.