- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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