Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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so how about that irline food

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What is cowboy say

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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are you gay does your mom know

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