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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too