- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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