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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Racial equality.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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