- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Women's rights

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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