who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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