A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Justin beiber's penis

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Your mom went to college

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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