What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A American seeking into mexico

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Lets go Yankees

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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