- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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