- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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