- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

mikey is cute

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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