Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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