Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

mental kid

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Rush Limbaugh

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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