What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Knock knock

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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