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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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