Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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