What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What is the name of the car? What

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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