What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Knock knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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