- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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