Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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A man died.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Today is March 22.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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