- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

NEVER

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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