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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Get some flipping new jokes people

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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