- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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