A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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4 hours later.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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