Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Caolan and Eamon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

haha Otarts was here

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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