- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Roses are flowers.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Good job, son.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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