WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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