- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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