- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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