- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

haha Otarts was here

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.