- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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