Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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