What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Republicans

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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