When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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