How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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