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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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