3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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