Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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