- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

what do you call your mom? mom

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!