What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a black man? A person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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