Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You know what's funny? Rape

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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