Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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