How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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SBB

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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