- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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