Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Womens rights.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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