Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

The Holocaust

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

This is not funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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