- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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