There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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silver bullet?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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