What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Dyslexics are teople poo

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

whats black and large -me

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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