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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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