- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Flowers are colors Love me

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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