roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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