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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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